When I was single, my mom would give me one of those "Grow a Boyfriend" figurines every Valentines Day. Ha ha, very funny mom! I gave her a "Grow a Therapist" in return one year, and haven't received an incredible growing boyfriend since.
I think this Boyfriend in a Bottle from etsy seller Gnome Sweet Gnome is a nice alternative to the standard Grow a Boyfriend. Plus, it's got me humming that Smith's song "Girlfriend in a Coma".
Boyfriend in a bottle, I know, I know... it's serious.
PS, what's more awesome about this little dude? The boyfriend in a bottle, or the amazing packaging it comes with?
edit: The amazing folks at Gnome Sweet Gnome have offered Pommes Frites readers 15% off everything in their shop from now 'til Valentine's Day! Use coupon code at checkout: LOST15.